question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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