Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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