that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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