I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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