There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
