I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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