We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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