who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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