What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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