the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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