You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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