he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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