would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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