"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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