your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
