party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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