We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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