dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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