You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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