they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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