Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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