I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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