Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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