I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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