Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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