I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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