I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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