I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
