You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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