So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I think my vagina is haunted
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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