At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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