They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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