when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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