i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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