so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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