these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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