i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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