So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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