They should really pass out barf bags in church
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Randomize
