God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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