Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I am mentally ready for anal.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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