How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His nipple licking is glorious
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