It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
