East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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