did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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