i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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