I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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