TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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