he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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