fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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