Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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