Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Terrible idea I love it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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